Spot the Barbarian…A fundamental law “B” is for Barbarian
After doing a series of complex and quite, in Robs words “ethereal”, posts about the nature of history, Constantine and philosophy I thought I would do a light hearted look at Barbarians and Romans.
We have been looking at pictures of Trajans Column for a few weeks now and I feel the need to share with you a simple rule that might help you distinguish civilized Romans from everyone else.
So the first rule is that the Barbarians have not bothered to shave before the big battle whilst the Romans have got up nice and early, had a shower, shave and breakfast before making a decent effort on the battlefield.
So the important thing to note is that “B” is for Beards and “B” is for Barbarian. So this is a general rule that should help you if you need to work out if the person in front of you is a barbarian or a proper person.
Next have a look at this battle field.
In this picture are Barbarians fighting auxiliary Auxiliary are barbarians who are recruited into the army and will gained citizenship on successful completion of service. One of them has a Dacian head in his mouth. So here we can see that all the barbarians are wearing trousers so that gives us a hint of another rule to help us. Quickly compare this with the image below and you note that the Emperor is wearing a tunica. In the picture below you can see a group of Roman legionaries, bona fide Roman Citizens and they too are wearing tunicas. Now the latin word for trousers is braccae and here we see it again. “B” is for barbarian “B” is for braccae. Its a fundamental law.